I’ve got this issue with my Facebook friends posting country music lyrics as their status updates…and then I accidentally read them, and end up with gems like this: “Darlinnn when I think about youuuu i think about loooove :)” and “Save all your kisses up, bring on your sweet love..Pour it all over me!! ♥ josh turner :)” actually perforating my cornea and entering my brain. I may never know the full extent of the damage it’s caused me.
And then there’s this, posted by my 13-year-old cousin:
“Ourr Fliqht Was Delayyed Two Hours Didn’t LEave Dallas Till 7:30 We Are Finally Home Noww!(: Tomorrow With My Dadd’Saturday Mikayla’s’Sunday Cliff’s Withh Mikayla!(: Funn Weekened…… Thenn Mondayy Withh Sydney!(:”
Within 3 hours of one another.
My spellcheck is losing it’s fucking mind right now.
